So seeing as they’ve already put Halloween stuff up at work it got me thinking and I’m leaning towards being Xena if I have the money for a legit costume. Thoughts?

Sleeping alone after all this time really fucking sucks

I feel like crying my eyes out and have absolutely no idea why

when people yell at me to hurry up when I’m pooping, I always yell back “you can’t rush greatness!”

charredasperity:

combyourgamzeedaily:

radg1rlpyrope:

justsaynope:

acid-pikachu:

starbucksfag:

thefreshprinceeffect:

splendidly-english:

more painful than any bullet

Satan’s handgun.

have mercy 

WHAT KIND OF terrible person would create this

I want it.

i literally screamed “OH NO.”

my teacher had one of those… he’d shoot sleeping students

step it up

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ask-koki-kariya:

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

Wut

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malicewondrland:

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Soft thick thighs are the pillows of Life.

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dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

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muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

M’LION

OMFG

also this is more proof of the intense fragility of masculinity

female lions care for the young and hunt, but somehow this dude feels the need to make it seem like male lions work harder and do all the fighting and patrol,… like…. have you ever watched any lion documentaries? female lions do this kinda shit too. they might not fight for “male dominance” of the pride, but they will kick a male’s ass if he’s some weak ass fedora-lion punk

that dude needs to calm his shit and realize that the males of any species are not automatically harder working

i feel like his comment should come with an image of a male lion looking lazy and laying around, wearing a fedora, saying, “this female lion wouldn’t let me mate with her, pridezoned again!” 

my contribution to the defense of male lions everywhere

Omfg

pridezoned

manesplaining

DEAD

I would say female lions weren’t better than the males

But I would be lion

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